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Vineyards on Tenerife, Lunch, Wine and Sex at Bodegas Monje

May 19, 2016 Jack 0

Just about every visiting travel writer gets taken to Bodegas Monje, subsequently it’s the Tenerife vineyard which gets most mentions in travel articles… […]

Harmonious Dining, Review of Bodega Julian in Puerto de la Cruz

May 17, 2016 Jack 0

A moreish appetiser of soft goat’s cheese with honey and sesame seeds was another pointer that maybe Bodega Julian really wasn’t just another typical Canarian restaurant. […]

Fireworks in Los Realejos, The Fiesta of the Crosses and Fuegos de Mayo

May 3, 2016 Jack 0

It might be the light show of the year in the Tenerife sky, but the Fuegos de Mayo firework display which lights up the sky above the Orotava Valley on the night of the 3rd of May is a class war. […]

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