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The 10 most beautiful places on Tenerife

February 1, 2017 Jack 2

Trying to decide what we thought were the 10 most beautiful places on Tenerife was a harder task than we thought it would be. There are too many on the island. […]

Goats on Tenerife are Show-offs

October 26, 2011 Jack 0

Why would you want to put yourself in a position like this? I don’t care if you are known for being super sure-footed, there is just nothing to be gained from standing like that. […]

When Andy and Jack buy a small house on a pitch ‘n’ putt golf course surrounded by banana plantations in the north of Tenerife, they encounter an eccentric neighbour who hints at a double life as an espionage agent; the Disney Gang; and a white cat with no tail, and a penchant for torture. An arrest and a sudden death turn their world upside down and open the door to a series of seemingly unrelated incidents. As Jesus takes up residence in the bottom of the garden and paradise begins to unravel, the shocking truth is finally uncovered and Andy and Jack face losing everything. CLICK HERE TO BUY THE BANANA ROAD

With our Real Tenerife Town & City guides, you don’t need to spend valuable hours searching for a town’s top spots. Detailed routes include the most popular attractions, parks, plazas, museums, art galleries, restaurants, bars, shopping areas and even toilet stops. Our unique info guide to the main attractions means that you can even customise your route to suit your preferences. You can buy the full set, or break them down (La Orotava & Puerto de la Cruz/ La Laguna & Santa Cruz) [Find out more here]