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Staying in Rural Hotels on Tenerife

May 14, 2015 Jack 0

We’re familiar with rural hotels across the archipelago and believe that Tenerife can boast it has some of the best with a far greater choice than on other islands. […]

Hotel Rural El Patio, Garachico, Isla Baja

Review Of Hotel Rural El Patio in Garachico, Tenerife

November 13, 2014 Andy 0

A handsome and historic, 16th century manor house set in splendid isolation amongst the banana plantations of Garachico’s coast. The perfect, de-stress getaway… […]

When Andy and Jack buy a small house on a pitch ‘n’ putt golf course surrounded by banana plantations in the north of Tenerife, they encounter an eccentric neighbour who hints at a double life as an espionage agent; the Disney Gang; and a white cat with no tail, and a penchant for torture. An arrest and a sudden death turn their world upside down and open the door to a series of seemingly unrelated incidents. As Jesus takes up residence in the bottom of the garden and paradise begins to unravel, the shocking truth is finally uncovered and Andy and Jack face losing everything. CLICK HERE TO BUY THE BANANA ROAD

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