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The World of the Tenerife Bocadillo

March 30, 2015 Jack 0

It totally threw me that someone working in a supermarket on Tenerife didn’t know what a bocadillo was when just about everywhere sells them… […]

Tenerife Restaurant Review, El Rincón de Roberto, Vilaflor

December 14, 2011 Jack 0

El Rincón de Roberto is one of those places that we immediately warmed to. Fireplace aside, its décor ticks all the right boxes for what you expect in a tasca – rustic, cosily sized, beamed wooden ceiling… […]

When Andy and Jack buy a small house on a pitch ‘n’ putt golf course surrounded by banana plantations in the north of Tenerife, they encounter an eccentric neighbour who hints at a double life as an espionage agent; the Disney Gang; and a white cat with no tail, and a penchant for torture. An arrest and a sudden death turn their world upside down and open the door to a series of seemingly unrelated incidents. As Jesus takes up residence in the bottom of the garden and paradise begins to unravel, the shocking truth is finally uncovered and Andy and Jack face losing everything. CLICK HERE TO BUY THE BANANA ROAD

With our Real Tenerife Town & City guides, you don’t need to spend valuable hours searching for a town’s top spots. Detailed routes include the most popular attractions, parks, plazas, museums, art galleries, restaurants, bars, shopping areas and even toilet stops. Our unique info guide to the main attractions means that you can even customise your route to suit your preferences. You can buy the full set, or break them down (La Orotava & Puerto de la Cruz/ La Laguna & Santa Cruz) [Find out more here]