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Discovering San Miguel de Abona in south Tenerife

March 29, 2017 Jack 8

San Miguel was a revelation; an awakening that made us realise for the first time the world outside of the main resorts was very different. […]

OAPs Behaving Badly in Tenerife, but not as Badly as British TV Companies

July 11, 2014 Jack 13

It’s insulting to Tinerfeños that their island is defined by a small area that has as little in common with most of the island. […]

Fishy Feasts, Review of Bar El Cine in Los Cristianos

January 3, 2013 Jack 4

Tucked away almost directly opposite the entrance to the port up an alley that feels a bit like Harry Potter’s platform 9 ¾. El Cine typifies the sort of… […]

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