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The Real Tenerife Gets a Makeover

July 27, 2021 Andy 0

We’ve included new information on Tenerife’s unique culinary scene, from its ancient heritage potatoes, prized cochino negro and distinctive mojos to authentic guachinches, providing arguably the most comprehensive guide to Tenerife’s food and drink available in the English language … […]

A Brief Guide to Towns, Villages & Resorts on Tenerife

August 17, 2011 Jack 6

It’s important to understand the types of towns and villages that exist on Tenerife. To do that we need to break the island into geographical sections… […]

When Andy and Jack buy a small house on a pitch ‘n’ putt golf course surrounded by banana plantations in the north of Tenerife, they encounter an eccentric neighbour who hints at a double life as an espionage agent; the Disney Gang; and a white cat with no tail, and a penchant for torture. An arrest and a sudden death turn their world upside down and open the door to a series of seemingly unrelated incidents. As Jesus takes up residence in the bottom of the garden and paradise begins to unravel, the shocking truth is finally uncovered and Andy and Jack face losing everything. CLICK HERE TO BUY THE BANANA ROAD

With our Real Tenerife Town & City guides, you don’t need to spend valuable hours searching for a town’s top spots. Detailed routes include the most popular attractions, parks, plazas, museums, art galleries, restaurants, bars, shopping areas and even toilet stops. Our unique info guide to the main attractions means that you can even customise your route to suit your preferences. You can buy the full set, or break them down (La Orotava & Puerto de la Cruz/ La Laguna & Santa Cruz) [Find out more here]