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I Had a Moment in Puerto de la Cruz

July 13, 2012 Jack 5

Next to me, three middle-aged Portuenses with faces the colour of my old Camel boots sang along badly to a Latino mix of I Will Survive that had… […]

Tips to See the Best of the Fiestas del Carmen in Puerto de la Cruz

July 5, 2012 Jack 3

Follow our photo guide to the Fiestas del Carmen and the Día de la Embarcación in Puerto de la Cruz to enjoy a wet, wild and wonderful Tenerife tradition. […]

The Best Fiestas, Festivals and Events on Tenerife in July 2012

July 2, 2012 Jack 0

Summer kicks off big time in Tenerife in July; the low-key months are over as Spanish visitors arrive from the mainland (and other Canary Islands) in their droves. […]

When Andy and Jack buy a small house on a pitch ‘n’ putt golf course surrounded by banana plantations in the north of Tenerife, they encounter an eccentric neighbour who hints at a double life as an espionage agent; the Disney Gang; and a white cat with no tail, and a penchant for torture. An arrest and a sudden death turn their world upside down and open the door to a series of seemingly unrelated incidents. As Jesus takes up residence in the bottom of the garden and paradise begins to unravel, the shocking truth is finally uncovered and Andy and Jack face losing everything. CLICK HERE TO BUY THE BANANA ROAD

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